Christmas Rush

Interior of the Mall of North America

The Mall of North America is a large shopping mall located in the Twin Cities, near the Mall of America.

After retiring as the pastor of Lake Wobegon Lutheran, Pastor Ingqvist took a job as an on-call pastor at the Mall, where he serves to comfort shoppers who have experienced medical emergencies (e.g. heart attacks). Afflicted shoppers are subsequently taken by forklift to the mall's ambulance, which is disguised as a UPS delivery truck; should they die, they will be removed from the mall in a cardboard box.

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